I Can't Love an NPC Part 4 - Final Part

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After realizing the house isn't normal and doesn't look lived in, the visitor starts asking questions. Jimin gets upset and yells, "Leave me alone!" 

The robots kill him and dispose of the body.

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On one occasion, a tourist follows Jimin and Ara from the beach into their house on Jeju Island. 

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Even more rarely, tourists stop to chat with Professor Kim's beauties on the beach. Sometimes, Ara mesmerizes people on the beach who look deeply into her unblinking glass camera eyes. No one on Jeju realizes they are robots. 

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Occasionally, tourists stop to gawk at Professor Kim's flawless beauties, sunbathing together or watching the sunset from their beach on Jeju Island. Rumors of the perfect beauties on the beaches of Jeju seep into local folklore.

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Hana, Moon, and their families often join Professor Kim on the seaside, and they remain close friends for the rest of their lives. Professor Moon leaves the robots to live independently in their seaside house on Jeju island when he travels.

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Professor Kim spends his days on the beach, teaching his impossibly beautiful and ageless robot family how to build sand castles, fly kites, frolic on the beach, and watch the sunsets. 

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Of everyone, perhaps Professor Kim ends up happiest. He tinkers with his robots for a few more years but eventually moves to Jeju Island full-time. 

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Hayoon's new husband ignores her. She is miserable with all the housework and kids left to her. Hayoon's Korean inlaws treat her like a golddigger. She thinks back fondly to the days of K-pop concerts with Marc. Marc grows old and alone.

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Hayoon, now too old to be married in Korea, has her relatives in Korea set her up with a younger, up-and-coming Samsung executive who works too hard to date. They quickly marry and have children. 

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Hayoon is anxious to have children and Marc doesn't want kids. Hayoon and Marc hang on for a few more years until Hayoon grows frustrated over Marc's inability to decide if he wants to get married or not. Hayoon dumps Marc.

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At the K-pop events, Hayoon squeals with joy as she runs in short, mincing steps in her heels toward her latest K-pop crush. Marc is dragged along.

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In K-Town, USA, Marc and Hayoon have a few more good years living together and going to occassional K-pop concerts. At every K-pop event, Hayoon puts on her her short high school skirt, glossy tights, and platform heels.

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Hana dresses as an overly sexy middle-aged cougar and teases the boys. Not finding a Korean husband, Hana marries a young Russian stud, ten years younger, who makes money by selling subscriptions to fake antivirus software that does nothing. 

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Hana radically changes her appearance. She grows out her pink hair long and black and dresses the part of an office lady. Hana never fits into Korean culture and spends more and more time abroad and at her vacation home in Jeju. 

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Hana and Moon eventually give up on BxGxR and switch to working at their own foundation to support the development of independent K-pop bands. 

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Professor Kim uses his newfound wealth to buy out the owners of the two seaside houses immediately adjacent to Hana's seaside house on Jeju Island. Professor Kim fills one house on Jeju with his impossibly beautiful, ageless, robot family. 

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Professor Kim uses his newfound wealth to buy out the owners of the two seaside houses immediately adjacent to Hana's seaside house on Jeju Island. Professor Kim fills one house on Jeju with his impossibly beautiful, ageless, robot family. 

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Professor Kim leaves the university and starts his own company to make a small number of hyperrealistic AI robot companions to keep older single Korean widowers company. Professor Kim sells his robots for billions of Won and is suddenly rich.

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Despite their success, BxGxR's new music grows bland. They are never again able to capture the lightning in a bottle they found when performing with their secret robot dancers in the small cafes in Seoul to crowds in the double digits. 

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BxGxR churns out K-pop records yearly and goes on tours in Korea, America, and across Asia. They make bank selling a lot of records and filling concert venues.

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Wabi dies young and beautiful. Hana sings at his funeral. The chudhead army disbands. A cross for Wabi, just off the Pacific Coast Highway north of Los Angeles, becomes a pilgrimage site for the chudhead army.

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Twit streamer Wabi, who gave BxGxR enough temporary fame to sell out concerts in America, rents a sports car to drive down the Pacific Coast Highway and accidentally drives off a cliff. 

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Robot dancers Ara, Jimin, Tae, and Dal are retired shortly after the band returns to Seoul. No one ever realizes they are robots. With BxGxR's newfound fame, Hana hires actual human dancers, and Moon hires actual human musicians. 

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With the earnings from the U.S. tour, Hana buys a vacation retreat on the beach on Jeju Island. She occasionally hires a young boy toy to massage her feet in the morning as her brother Moon makes the coffee, and she watches the waves crash.

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The small record run sells out quickly but is too weird to attract mainstream attention. Decades later, collectors bid on WeeBay for Moon's experimental record, which is critically acclaimed by audiophiles but otherwise lost in obscurity.

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Moon can't find anyone to produce the experimental K-pop album, so he makes it himself in his apartment in Seoul and records it onto 2,000 vinyl records with a cover image of Hana flashing the crowd. 

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Inspired by musicians he met in America, Moon makes an experimental K-pop album mixing K-pop with Cajun Zydeco, Afro-Caribbean beats, and old-timey Compton Rap. 

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Extended Epilogue 

After making bank at their sold old concert at the Capital Two Arena in Washington, D.C., BxGxR has tour stops in New Orleans, Key West, and Los Angeles before returning to South Korea.

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Yelling to the crowd through the microphone,

[Hana] With that finished, it's time for what you all came for. 

[HANA] WE ARE BxGxRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!! 

HIT IT MOON!

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When it quiets, Hana does a quick spin, flipping her skirt in the air and flashing her racy red lace panties at the crowd.

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When finished singing the National Anthem, Hana stays at the tip of the stage, lit by the spotlight, waiting for the applause to die down.

Moon and the rest of the band take their places for their opening song, "I Can't Love an NPC." 

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The crowd goes wild, and many wave mini-American flags, recalling how Hana and Moon sang the National Anthem after the shooting at the base of the Washington Monument a few days ago.

Hana and Moon start singing the National Anthem.

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The lights reverse. Hana and Moon walk onto the stage by themselves in front of a sold-out crowd of 20,000 fans at the Capital 2 Center in Washington, D.C.

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BxGxR walks off stage in the darkness, seeing the 20,000-strong yelling crowd in full glory when they themselves can't be seen. In a few moments, the lights will reverse, and the band will play in a blindfold of light.

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[Professor Kim] It was my pleasure, Hana.

[Hana] I just hope Moon watches his mouth and doesn't give Jimin and Ara a complex about being an NPC as their artificial personalities develop, kkkkk.

[Moon] Hey!

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[Hana] And Professor Kim, thanks for lending us your robots when the K-pop factory cursed any aspiring star who wanted to join our band. I honestly didn't think you could make robots so realistic as to fool all of the fans all of the time!

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Hana gives Moon a tight hug. 

[Hana] You know we could never have done this if you didn't stick with me bruh... when any sane person would have left.

[Moon] Of course, that's what brothers do.

[Hana] Ha! I knew you would say that.  

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In the middle of the mayhem, the dark-light umbrella over the stage keeps the band hidden from view. Hana extends her arms and spins around with joy in the darkness.  

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Hana takes Moon's hand, and they walk out on stage... in silence... in front of 20,000 screaming fans blinded by the spotlights aimed at them.

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The stadium lights slap off, signaling the concert will start shortly.

Hana tells the theatre lighting technician to blind the audience but keep the stage lights off so they can go on stage and secretly appreciate the crowd for a moment.

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[Moon] Are you ready to sing the National Anthem?

[Hana] Oh yeah! Are you ready?

[Moon] I'm more nervous this time than when we stood up after the shooting and sang the anthem.

[Hana] Me too. But it will be fine.

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At the final wardrobe check, Moon asks Hana,

[Moon] So, are you doing to have Jimin flash the crowd today, Hana?

[Hana] No. I think Jimin has had enough. I dressed her in her safety shorts. She's squeaky clean and G-rated today. 

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Wabi is dressed up nicely for the first time in a long time and looks like a little boy wearing a big boy suit. Hana teases him. Wabi does some live streaming behind the scenes. 

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The Arena Manager calls Hana to congratulate her and says he knew she would sell out. Hana knows he's lying.

On the day of the concert, Hana meets Wabi and the other VIP fans they selected backstage.

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The morning of the concert, Hana checks the ticket sales for the last time. It's a sellout. 20K tickets are sold, almost 10 X more than their previous biggest concert.

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[Hana] We're approaching a sellout.

[Wabi] So you guys actually did it.

[Hana] Damn right! No way the K-pop factory was going to keep us down.

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Twit streamer Wabi walks up to the stage.

[Hana] Oh! Wabi. I didn't see you. You know we can hardly see anything past the stage when the lights are on.

[Wabi] You know I plugged you a lot on my Twit stream. Where are your ticket sales now?

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Hana has the crew shorten the stage because it swallows their small band. Hana also double-checks the spotlights with the new stage arrangement. Toward the end of their rehearsal, after finishing a song, they hear a single person clapping.

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The final day before their concert is their only rehearsal day. They go through their sets in full costume. The sound check needs to be repeated because Moon got it wrong the first time. 

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Hana and the band sign autographs for over 4 hours before everyone gets a chance. They sell thousands of dollars worth of BxGXR merch. They go back to their hotel exhausted.

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When Hana and the band arrive at Dupont Circle, they realize things have changed. Throngs of fans are crowding the Circle, and lots of people are waving tiny American flags made in China. 

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With new energy, Hana wakes up the rest of the crew for breakfast and to get ready for their final publicity event at Dupont Circle later in the day.

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The following morning, Hana wakes up refreshed and reaches for her phone. Ticket sales have passed 10K, and the huge $25,000 security deposit the Arena manager extorted from Hana for a chance at the big venue will now be returned in full.  

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After chatting with Wabi, who seemed awkwardly shy over the phone compared to his Twit streaming persona, Hana sleeps like a rock and, for the first time in many days, doesn't have a nightmare.

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Hana tells Wabi a bit about how the K-pop factory in Seoul kept pressuring people to deny their band venues and stole her band members in order to keep her independent band down.

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Wabi levels with Hana that his Twit stream is burning him out, and he rarely talks with people in the flesh. Wabi says he's trying to find a way out, or at least a way to ramp down, but still keep the money flowing. 

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Hana stays up late to call Wabi on Wiscord. It's a surprisingly somber call. Hana levels with Wabi about the $25,000 loan she had to take just to secure her concert venue and the 10,000 ticket sales minimum needed to get her deposit back.

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DM<<Wabi>> This is my private Wiscord handle. Call me after the stream. <<NotReallyWabi932>>

DM<<pinkhair955>> How much longer ya streamin?

DM<<Wabi>> 2 hours.

DM<<pinkhair955>> Eww. I like a boy with endurance. Can't wait to chat on Wiscord.

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DM<<Wabi>> How many ticket sales short?

DM<<pinkhair955>> No cap. A lot. It'll be tough. Ahhh!  I'll let ya stream anyway, but would appreciate a boost.

DM<<Wabi>> Grifter and proud here. Happy to boost ya.

DM<<pinkhair955>> Feeling's mutual.

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DM<<Wabi>> Can I stream your backstage prep live at the concert?

DM<<pinkhair955>> Only if I sell out, kkkkkk.

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DM<<pinkhair955>> You played me, Wabi, for viewers... respect.

DM<<Wabi>> You're serious about the VIP backstage pass for the concert ticket I bought?

DM<<pinkhair955>> No cap.

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Thinking to herself,

[Hana] Uh oh, Wabi's mad.

DM<<Wabi>> Respect.

Thinking to herself,

[Hana] Ha! I knew Wabi was a player. I'll write back.

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At Wabi's next commercial break, he DMs Hana off-camera. 

Hana's phone beeps with a DM.

[Hana] Oh! It's Wabi.

DM<<Wabi>> You played me for ticket sales, Hana.

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The rest of the band, exhausted from Hana's antics with Wabi over the past few hours, was exhausted and went to bed. Hana stays up, excited from manipulating Wabi's Twit stream to put out free advertisements for their concert in a few days.

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Over the past month, Wabi has been streaming games of fan-favorite sexiest video game girls. Tonight is the finale, and Wabi is playing Bayonetta live, accompanied by crude comments, to the joy of his screaming rabid fans called chudheads.

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Epilogue Part 1

After the reaction segment with Hana about the live-shooter incident on the National Mall, famous Twit streamer Wabi went on a commercial break.

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Hana switches her computer to play a Black Eyed Peas party song. Hana gets up and sings along as she dances into the room.

🎶[Hana] I gotta feeling. That tonight's gonna be a good night...

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---🏨In the Hotel,

[Hana] Dal! What are ticket sales now?

[Dal] 7,432 and accelerating. At this rate will sell 10,000 tickets before midnight.

Moon and Professor Kim look at Hana with stunned expressions.

Hana turns off the stream.

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{Wabi} AHHHHH! WAAAAA! That was an incredible segment. We're going to a commercial break now and will switch topics after the break.  The servers are melting down! Call me after the show, Hana.

<<badluckbob>> She'll never call you, Wabi!

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<<chudhead342>> Oh my God! Hana knows! Honorary chudhead 4ever!

<<onlygames324>> HANA KNOWS!

<<chud001>> Hana passes the test. Buy all her tickets now, chudheadarmy!

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[Wabi] Hana, the chudheads want to know. Who is your sexiest video game girl?

Without hesitation, Hana chats back.

<<pinkhair955> BAYONETTA!!!!!

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{Wabi} OK. We're going to another commercial break, chudheads. Then, we're moving to our segment, where we play the sexiest video game girls in history. Before we go, maybe we can ask Hana one more thing. 

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<<flaghugger54>> YAH! USA RULES.

<<AMERICAorBUST76>> AMERICA BABAY!

<<IdiotAMERICANabroad23>> 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

{Wabi} Gee. You're more patriotic than me! And you're not even an American?!

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<<pinkhair955>> That's easy. There were two reasons. First, singing relaxes me. When I feel nervous or down, I sing, and it makes me feel better. Second, I love it here in America. I wanted to sing something to show my love for your country.

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The chat stream accelerates to a blur again.

{Wabi} Uh... You're serious?! OK. There's one thing everyone wants to know, Hana. Why did you sing the National Anthem in the middle of the live-shooter scene?

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<<pinkhair955>> Thanks, Wabi. I'll make it a special night. Unlike chuds, Korean girls keep their promises, so go ahead and ask about yesterday. I'm listening. I haven't talked to anyone but the police about it yet, so you get the exclusive.

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On the livestream Wabi picks up his cell phone and orders a ticket through the BxGxR app. After confirming the purchase, he holds up his phone to the camera as proof.

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<<pinkhair955>> C'mon, Wabi. You got enough from superchats from me being on your show in the last 2 minutes to pay for a ticket.

{Wabi} OK. OK. I'll do it.

<<eatKPOP43>> DO IT WABIIIIII!

<<obssessedchud43>> I'm buying before they're gone!

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<<neverhadadate23>> I need a cigarette.

<<IdontTALKtoGIRLS234>> I need a wet wipe.

<<neverhadajob54>> Uhhhh, and finished.

 {Wabi} YAAAAAA! AHHHH! How much are these concert tickets, Hana?

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Wabi shows Hana's saucy video live. In response, all Wabi knows to do is yell.

{Wabi} AHHHH! YAAAA! WAWAWAWAWA! YAAA! AAHHH!

<<ForeverM>> KICK ME, HANA!

<<chudhead9213424>> NO KICK ME!

<<pinkhair955>> You chuds are dis*******.

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Hana sends the video with the description,

<<pinkhair955>> And if you don't behave backstage, this point to my heel is going to meet the nice package I just saw, just like Jimin took down the shooter.

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Hana aims the phone lens at her face and winks. She slowly rotates the phone to point at her chest, her waist, the end of her short skirt, her bare thighs, her stockings, and down to the point of her very sharp high heels on her extended leg.

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<<IonlyEATburgers543>> DO IT, HANAAAAAAA!

<<FastFoodLife54>> GET WABI BANNED!

<<BUGGAKING234>> take all my 💵

<<undecidedvoter34>> I want ticket!

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{Wabi} Hey! 

<<pinkhair955>> And then I'll answer one question about yesterday.

{Wabi} Hey!

<<pinkhair955>> Remember what you saw Jimin do in the video. I'm sending a saucy live vid in a sec.

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<<pinkhair955>> If you do it, I'll also give one randomly picked chudhead who buys a ticket while your stream is live a free upgrade to a VIP backstage pass along with you.

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<<pinkhair955>> You have to buy our concert ticket on the BxGxR app right now in front of the audience for me to answer you, Wabi. I'll upgrade you to a VIP backstage pass for free because I like you.

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{Wabi} So Hana, Jimin, can we ask you about yesterday? It was pretty intense.

<<pinkhair955>> You still owe me $30 for the super chats, Wabi. I'll make you a deal. I'll answer it only if you buy a concert ticket at the normal price right now.

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---🏨In the Hotel, 

[Hana] Dal! What are the live metrics?

[Dal] Traffic for BxGxR is way up on everything! Most metrics are up by a factor of 10, and some are up a thousand times.

[Hana] This is what we needed!

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{Wabi} AHH! WAA! HANA SENT IT! IT'S ALL THREE TOGETHER. THIS S*** IS REAL! NO CAP!

Stream viewer numbers finally update and cross 300,000. The chat stream goes crazy and blurs with the accelerated speed of thousands of simultaneous chats. 

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Hana rushes back into the living room. Squeezes between Ara and Jimin and takes a quick triple selfie. Hana private chats the pic to Wabi, who opens it to a large size so all quarter-million viewers can see it.

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{Wabi} Huh. Wait. This isn't...

This picture changes to an add for BXGxR's concert in a few days.

{Wabi} WAA! YA!!!! You just sent me an ad.

<<pinkhair955>> Sorry, Wabi, wrong picture. I'll take another better one for you and send it now. 

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Hana finishes her makeup.

<<pinkhair955>> OK. But no more lies, Wabi!

Hana sends the gif of Jimin, which switches to an ad for their concert after 2 seconds. Wabi takes the bait and immediately posts it.

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Wabi sits down blocking his boxers from the camera view.

{Wabi} C'mon chudheads. You guys are ****! OK. Hana. I did it. Your turn. There are only... ooo... 240,000 thousand people watching.

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The chat stream blurs again.

Wabi gets up and shyly pulls off his pants. Underneath, he's wearing black Walvin Wein boxers.

<<only2Dgirls5>> Wabi has a hard-on!

<<yeetmagic23>> No way! Wabi has a package.

<<IknowYOUwantTO82>> SPROING!!!! 

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{Wabi} But I'll get banned!

<<pinkhair955>> NO YOU WON'T!

<<pinkhair955>> SHOW ME WABI! YOU HAVE 10 SECONDS.

{Voice From Behind Wabi} You better do it, Wabi!

{Wabi} OK. OK. You win, Hana. I'll show my boxers.

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{Wabi} Uh... Everyone knows I wear boxers.

<<pinkhair955>> Show me, and I'll send my pic for real.

<<underwearmom432>> Tighty whities!

<<wrestlingboys234>> Wabi's naked!

<<laundrytime34>> I wanna see da boxers 🐸

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{Wabi} AHHHH! YAAAHHH! Sorry, Hana. But this isn't your picture, so I didn't lie.

<<pinkhair955>> Boxers or briefs?

The chat stream accelerates to a blur.

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Hana is almost finished with her makeup. She sends another chat.

<<pinkhair955>> You're a liar, Wabi. I'm officially pre-dumping you now to save you the trouble.

<<METOO2>> Oh! Hana just shredded Wabi.

<<KPOPidolFAN75>> That a sexy Ara pic.

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Some Korean stream watchers realize the switch.

<<KPOPALLDAY76>> That's NOT Hana

<<KOREARULES1212>> NOT Hana

<<뇌벌레가있습니다>> DON'T POST IT YOU SCUM!

<<아라를사랑합니다>> It's Ara!

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Wabi immediately reposts the picture from the private chat messages that Hana sent him to the entire world, and the chudhead army goes wild.

<<chudhead345>> CHudheads 4EVER

<<I'monly5>>YOLO

<<FaroundNfindout34>> I Love you, Wabi!

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#CantLoveNPC25_45

<<eatsleadpaint45>> SHARE IT!

<<tidepodlover23>> POSTE IT!

<<Cinnamonspoon34>> I WANNA SEE!

{Wabi} AHHH! YAHHH! I just told Hana I wouldn't share it... And she believed me!  hahahahahahahahahahaha

#CantLoveNPC25_46

#CantLoveNPC25_44

After sending Ara's picture, Hana smacks her phone down on the sink and starts rapidly putting on pink eyeliner with applique stars, which is her famous makeup style.

{Wabi} AHHHH! WAAAAA! YAAAA!  I got something.

#CantLoveNPC25_45

#CantLoveNPC25_43

Hana private chats the picture of Ara she just took to Wabi from the bathroom. As a robot, Ara's skin and face always look perfect, and she never needs makeup unless Hana wants to change it. 

#CantLoveNPC25_44

#CantLoveNPC25_42

The chat stream is still scrolling at supersonic speeds, and only the paid super chats are holding on the screen for more than a microsecond. 

---🏨In the Hotel,

[Professor Moon] I hope Hana knows what she's doing.

[Moon] She doesn't, kkkkkk

#CantLoveNPC25_43

#CantLoveNPC25_41

<<pinkhair955>> You can't share it.

{Wabi} OK. I won't share it. I promise. Private chat me the picture.

<<pinkhair955>> OK. sending the picture.

#CantLoveNPC25_42

#CantLoveNPC25_40

Hana picks up her phone and takes quick pictures of Ara and Jimin and runs to the bathroom. Hana makes the picture of Jimin a gif, which switches to an advertisement for their concert.

#CantLoveNPC25_41

#CantLoveNPC25_39

---🏨In the Hotel,

[Hana] S*** I don't have makeup. I'm going to lose him.

Hana runs to turn on the lights.

[Hana] Ara, Jimin, make sexy faces.

[Ara] As you wish.

[Jimin] As you wish.

#CantLoveNPC25_40

#CantLoveNPC25_38

{Wabi} AHHH! S***!! IS THIS REAL?! Hana's on the chat. Is pinkhair955 the handle for you Hana?

<<pinkhair955>> Yes.

{Wabi} I don't believe it. Private chat me a pic of yourself right now if it's you, Hana.

#CantLoveNPC25_39

#CantLoveNPC25_37

{Wabi} NO WAY! AHHHHH!  F***!!! I"M PULLING YOUR CHAT TAB OUT. DID YOU SEND THE MESSAGE ON THE APP, HANA?

<<pinkhair955>> Yes. The whole world got the message.

The chat stream accelerates even more.

#CantLoveNPC25_38

#CantLoveNPC25_36

$25superchat,

<<pinkhair955>> It's me, Hana. You owe me $25 + $5 chudhead. I've been chatting, and you missed it. I superchatted you, DMed you, and superchatted again! I see why your Korean girl broke up with you... too slow, kkkkkkkk

#CantLoveNPC25_37

#CantLoveNPC25_35

---🏨In the hotel room,

[Hana] Ahhh! I can't get through! One more try.

---

Hana buys a $25 super chat, which will stay on the screen for 3 minutes.

#CantLoveNPC25_36

#CantLoveNPC25_34

{Wabi}  AHHHH! TAYAAAAA! HAAAAA! I'm back. Let me check the DM's if Hana responded.

{Wabi} Awww! You chudheads. I got over 300 DMs!! There are at least 299 lying chudheads. I can't figure out which is Hana if she even responded.

#CantLoveNPC25_35

#CantLoveNPC25_33

During Wabi's commercial break, his live viewing numbers go up dramatically again to over 200,000. Hana DMs Wabi from from her <<pinkhair955>> account.

END OF COMMERCIAL BREAK ON TWIT STREAM

#CantLoveNPC25_34

#CantLoveNPC25_32

Wabi holds up his phone to the camera, showing the announcement message Hana sent out to all app users.

{Wabi} Hana, if it's you, DM me. Opening DMs now. I'm going into a commercial break.

START OF COMMERCIAL BREAK ON TWIT STREAM

...

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#CantLoveNPC25_31

HANA'S GLOBAL MESSAGE TO ALL BxGxR APP USERS

"Thanks for downloading the App, Wabi. Love, Hana"

Wabi's phone beeps, and he looks at it

{Wabi} AHH! NOWAY! YAHH! LOOK AT THIS. KOREA HAS TAKEN OVER MY PHONE. IS HANA WATCHING ME LIVE?!

#CantLoveNPC25_32

#CantLoveNPC25_30

Wabi holds his phone up to the camera, showing the downloaded BxGxR app on his live stream.

---🏨In the Hotel,

[Hana] Hana hurriedly types into her phone.  She sends out a global announcement to all app users.

#CantLoveNPC25_31

#CantLoveNPC25_29

Wabi picks up his phone and starts typing on it.

{Wabi} I found it. It's downloading. Should I use Wabi for my name? I guess so.  

...

{Wabi} OK. I got the BxGxR app! Here it is.

#CantLoveNPC25_30

#CantLoveNPC25_28

{Wabi} YAAH! I'll download it! Only if it's free.

<<largerthanlife23>> YYAHHH!

<<cougarLookin4action>> 🐸🛏️

<<soyboy>> DO IT

<<asianbabe98432>> NSFW pics on Witter

#CantLoveNPC25_29

#CantLoveNPC25_27

{Wabi} They have an app?! Should I download it?

<<HawkTuahChick23>> APP

<<fatterthanpesto>> DO IT!

<<곱씹어볼수록웃기네>> get the app

<<친구랑인생네컷포즈이걸로해서찍었는데만족도120%야너무 웃겨>> Take me picture

#CantLoveNPC25_28

#CantLoveNPC25_26

---🏨In the Hotel,

[Hana] You saw the Korean language chatters. And if it's even 5% adults watching, we'll sell a ton of tickets. I'm going to chat Wabi and seal the deal. If he just reads my messages. I may have to start spam-chatting him.

#CantLoveNPC25_27

#CantLoveNPC25_25

---🏨In the hotel,

Hana jumps up, kicks the table by accident, and spills a snack

[Hana] YES! WE DID IT! WE'RE GOING TO SELL TICKETS NOW FOR SURE!

[Moon] But it's just pre-pubescent boys watching his stream.

#CantLoveNPC25_26

#CantLoveNPC25_24

BxGxR's website comes up on Wabi's streaming screen. The BxGxR website banner appears, advertising their concert and telling fans to download their app.

#CantLoveNPC25_25

#CantLoveNPC25_23

{Wabi} AHHHH! WAAAA! Should I?

<<츄드머리34>> 진짜입니다.

<<NPC를사랑할수없습니다>> 진짜입니다.

{Wabi} AHHH! More Korean. I should have learned it for my Korean girlfriend. OK. I'm doing it. I'm clicking the Korean link I can't read. AHHHH!

#CantLoveNPC25_24

#CantLoveNPC25_22

<<ONLYeatRAMEN34>> WABI's GONNA GET BANNED HA HA HA

<<된장녀>> BxGxR 링크

{Wabi} You chudheads suck! Oh! Someone wrote in Korean! Koreans aren't chudheads yet! I'm clicking the Korean Link even though I don't know what the hell it says.

#CantLoveNPC25_23

#CantLoveNPC25_21

{Wabi} OK. I'm pulling up a link.

A p*** site comes up on Wabi's stream.

{Wabi} What the hell! Someone trolled me. This isn't the band site. It's a p*** site.

<<sucker45>> HAAAA INCEL!!!

<<brainrot3333>> We know you love it WABI!

#CantLoveNPC25_22

#CantLoveNPC25_20

---🏨In the Hotel,

[Hana] Yes. Wabi's doing it. He's going to our website.

[Professor Kim] You didn't pay enough to be read on the superchat, Hana. Wabi ignored you.

---

#CantLoveNPC25_21

#CantLoveNPC25_19

<<Asmongoldy45>> HERE

<<UnstableRonaldo34>> HERE hERE

<<Dota2TiedUP>> They have an APP

<<歌舞伎町にて30歳の女子高生>> 日本の高校は99.5％が女子で、制服はすべて30cmのスカートである。 

#CantLoveNPC25_20

#CantLoveNPC25_18

{Wabi} Who the hell are these people? That was so insane. That chick Jimin disarmed a live shooter by herself when everyone froze. What da f***!

{Wabi} I need to look up this band uh... BxGxR. Someone chat me the link.

#CantLoveNPC25_19

#CantLoveNPC25_17

{Wabi} Hey! Toiletface! Is that it?

<<toiletface436>> Yep, that it, just different angles.

The number of Twit stream live viewers crosses 175K.

---🏨In the Hotel, 

[Dal] There is an error message on the analytics.

#CantLoveNPC25_18

#CantLoveNPC25_16

{Wabi} Oh! The chatters are telling me she's not even American. Well.. then... that was f***ing impressive. I can't sing the South Korean National Anthem.

<<bighands45>> you were dumped by Korea, ha ha ha

<<Kpop4ever>> Hana is sigma

#CantLoveNPC25_17

#CantLoveNPC25_15

{Wabi} AHHH! YAAA! WAAAA! That's the freakiest thing I've seen all year. Hana musta learned the Anthem when she immigrated.

<<Captianobvious654>> SHe's Korean dumba**!

<<Youhad1job543>> didn't immigrate

<<childlesscatleady54>> SHE'S Korean.

#CantLoveNPC25_16

#CantLoveNPC25_14

{Wabi} Look! Now, others are starting to sing with them. There's Jimin. She walked back to the group, just casual like. That's some crazy s***.

...

Wabi starts singing.

{Wabi} ...and da home of da braveeeeeeeeeeeeee.

#CantLoveNPC25_15

#CantLoveNPC25_13

<<obviousasf***5432>> They're musicians, dumb ass! Of course, they can sing.

<<pinkhair955>> Hana here! Wake up, Wabi!

<<drunkat10am236>> They're actually amazing.

<<Iliveinthebasement42>> WHoa! Oooo say can you sing!

#CantLoveNPC25_14

#CantLoveNPC25_12

<<realamerican643>> FLAG

<<swifty654>> FLAG 

<<truereligion623>> What da FLAG

{Wabi} WHOA! That blue-haired one is singing with Hana. They can actually sing.

#CantLoveNPC25_13

#CantLoveNPC25_11

{Wabi} AHHH! WAAA! Hana is singing our song! Why?! She needs to duck! It's an active shooter situation. She's crazy as f***, too! The Park Ranger said to duck.

{Wabi} WAAAA! THIS IS INSANE!!!

#CantLoveNPC25_12

#CantLoveNPC25_10

Wabi doesn't see Hana's $5superchat as he focuses on the video. Hana starts to sing the National Anthem on the video

...

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.

.

#CantLoveNPC25_11

#CantLoveNPC25_09

$5superchat,

<<pinkhair955>> It's me, Wabi! It's the real Hana. The Hana in the video.

<<stalker982>> who's pinkhair955!

<<K-poplife6534>> Is that really you, Hana?

<<猫カフェMOCHA45>> 私の猫のロリポップを舐めてください。

#CantLoveNPC25_10

#CantLoveNPC25_08

---🏨In the Hotel,

[Hana] Should I superchat, Wabi, now?

[Moon] No way!

[Professor Kim] You're crazy.

[Hana] I'm doing it.

#CantLoveNPC25_09

#CantLoveNPC25_07

<<trueamerican65>> It's Hana!

<<Ismoke2packsaday>> HANA!

<<미라이매춘부223>> 서비스 후 공짜 밥을 먹여드립니다.

<<incel732>> Marry me Hana!

<<Ilovep****52>> Hana is hot!

#CantLoveNPC25_08

#CantLoveNPC25_06

{Wabi} OK. Da Police got 'em. Let's see what's next.

The video stream switches to Hana standing up with a microphone.

{Wabi} Who's this chick with the microphone?

#CantLoveNPC25_07

#CantLoveNPC25_05

{Wabi} Oh! There's the kick of manlihood by Jimin. What a Sigma. Maybe I'm better off my Korean girlfriend dumped me.

<<mindinsewer652>> thought you weren't dumped

<<koreangirl472>> I'm glad she dumped you.

<<Seoulhottie299>> Marry we Wabi!

#CantLoveNPC25_06

#CantLoveNPC25_04

{Wabi} Let's get this s*** started again. Toiletface said from 9:35. Let's do it. AHHHHH! AHHHHH! YAAAAA!   WAAAAA!

Wabi starts the video playback from the live-shooter incident in D.C. yesterday on his screen in screen from around 9:15.

#CantLoveNPC25_05

#CantLoveNPC25_03

{Wabi} I'm just f***in with ya, chudheads. I'm not on MyOnlyFan. But my Watrion is real. Subscribe there. If I hit 450K subscribers today, I'll do another MATRIX. Wawawawawawawawwawa. AHHHHHH! 

#CantLoveNPC25_04

#CantLoveNPC25_02

<<mybutthurts51>> You're on MyOnlyFan?!!!!

<<温泉担当34>> ここには秘密のカメラはありません

<<deviant0132>> YASSSS! MyOnlyFan! I knew it.

<<cybersecuritybabe3>> what your name on MyOnlyFan?

#CantLoveNPC25_03

#CantLoveNPC25_01

#IcantLOVEanNPC

#CantLoveNPCScene25Start

The Chudhead Army

{Wabi} Welcome back, chudheads... Whoa! Viewers jumped over 100K and climbing fast. Those who pay to see me on MyOnlyFan can skip the commercial next time.

#CantLoveNPC25_02